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You’re Enoshima’s co-commander? She’s never had one before! Eeever! I think I’ll leave whatever you did to earn it to the imagination, hee-hee!


A pleasure to meet you, commander! I am Princess Sonia Nevermind of Novoselic. When Junko burned my kingdom to the ground, she humbly accepted me into her army. Do not be fooled by my dressings, You are free to order me around as you like!


Gyahahaha! So that’s where my newest creation went! Commander! I’ll make a new set that suits your abilities right away!


Hey-hey…~ just because we’re professional global dominators doesn’t mean we don’t have fun here! Pleased to meet you, Commander! I’m at your disposal!


Hey… beware of a nurse named Mikan, Commander. She thinks Junko is her true love to the point of being delusional and ‘seeing every color’, despite the fact that she can’t tell two apart. She’s my best friend… but if she’s a nuisance to you, she’s gotta go. Those are the breaks around here, especially for a commander.


My gang used to be one of the most powerful in this region-- then, poof, gone without a trace. Enoshima told me my men could be put to better uses.
It's a pleasure to meet you, Mastermind. Oh... it's Commander now, isn't it?


Hello, Dark Lor-- I mean, Commander. I experiment with the monsters outside to see if they can be put to use. I'm also one of the few who can see color here, thanks to the Princess... I can see why Commander Enoshima chose you. Your eyes are exactly the same.


I'm not some fuckin' moron like the rest of these chumps-- you're her co-commander because she's your soulmate, right? Enoshima having a soul... that's new.


Hello there! Welcome to the base! I might not look it, but I used to be one of Junko's best conspirators! I guess that's you now...?


You're the commander, I'm the cook! Let's keep it elegant and to the point, shall we? Like your night with Enoshima...


I'm Aoi and that's Sakura. Everyone was shocked that you showed up. Some of them are still recovering.


I'm the Ultimate Prophet, but it still doesn't come near the Ultimate Analyst's abilities. I predicted there was a 30% chance Junko would ever find a soulmate. Guess that's one for the books!


Forgive me for being underdressed, C- Commander... I'm new, so I haven't been assigned a uniform yet. But I'm glad you're here.


The only person who could convince Junko to take up her rank would have to be a pretty bad dude... and you didn't even convince her, is that right?


It is my finest honor and deepest pleasure to make your acquaintance! I am one of Enoshima's strictest men! Of course, that means nothing to you, sir.


I'm the Ultimate Gambler... Enoshima let me on board because I almost beat her at poker. My finest moment!


Names? I don't care about names! I'm just the Ultimate Serial Killer, and you're our Commander! Piece of cake!


I'm the ultimate illustrator, Commander! ... wait, where are you going?


H- hail and well met, Commander! I've designed every piece of software that this underground base runs on! If something looks buggy, feel free to punish me! Though not in the eyes... I can't program if I can't see.


Co-mann-der-- get a load of you! I know Enoshima didn't have a choice picking out her soulmate, but fuck if she didn't get lucky! Mine's fuckin' dead!


Oh, do I look familiar? I record tracks and release them anonymously online with our message sublimated into them. Then we just come by and scoop whoever heard them up!


Ultimate Detective. A pleasure.


Hey! I'm the Ultimate Hope! I'm the one who nearly killed Junko! But even though I remember that, I don't have any feelings on it anymore. They completely toasted my brain!


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Finally a nurse passes by him.


You, ah, y- you were in- intimate with our Commander… I was forbidden to tend to your wounds when it was announced, because of... things.

It’s a-a one time thing, right? You won’t… touch her again. I know, because I can see her colors. I swear…! Her hair is a beautiful light blue!